Sunday, January 10, 2016

Iron Man Review

In Iron Man, Tony Stark (played by Robert Downey Jr.) was captured in Afghanistan and held hostage in a cave with a man named Yinsen. He created the first Iron Man suit in a cave with his weapons and scrape metal.

BTW: Spoilers are included. I warned you. 

I rate Iron Man 4 D-Stars because at the final battle when Obadiah Stane was in his suit and got hit by the giant Arc Reactor electricity ray, he got electrocuted and passed out. Tony was missing his hand and helmet, but he didn't get electrocuted and that made me MAD. Also, when Tony and Obadiah were flying he said "How'd you solve the icing problem?" Then Obadiah froze up and fell, but Tony was still up flying and not freezing. How was he not freezing? How did he fix it? I NEED TO KNOW.

Mom's Takeaways: "I had high expectations because Robert Downey Jr. was in it. He is a member of the Brat Pack, so it should've been awesome. It wasn't. I was MAD from the beginning when the pictures of Howard Stark weren't the same guy in Captain America. I did like learning about S.H.I.E.L.D. The robots fighting STRESSED ME OUT."

Saturday, January 9, 2016

Captain America The First Avenger Review


This is the first Marvel movie in the Marvel series and we learned about a lot of characters. This movie took place in 1940 during the war. Steve Rogers (played by Chris Evans) was chosen to be a new breed of super solider. He lead a team to take down Hydra, Nazis, and Schmitz. Lots of action and a great setup for the next movie

I would rate it 5 D-Stars. Because I saw nothing wrong with it accept the end credits but that's a hole new story. I thought Bucky death was tragic.



Mom's Takeaways: "It was WAY better than I expected Captain America is HOT and I would date him. I didn't know agent Carter was a girl. In the movie I wish she would've wore pants and sensible shoes because she was in the army. I loved how Iron Man's dad (Howard Stark) was in the movie and I got to know his charter that was really cool. I assumed Captain America was immortal because he was in his 20s in this movie and the commercial for other movies he was the same age. I am sad Bucky died."

IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWING CAPTAIN AMERICA: Watch the Marvel One Shot, Agent Carter by clicking here.



Educating Mom On Marvel

It's 2016 and it's time for me to teach my mom about superheros. It has been annoying talking to her about superheros without her understanding. So, me and Mom are watching all the Marvel superhero movies in correct order. (See image below.) 



While we are watching all the superhero movies (I have already seen), I will be reviewing and rating each one in its own blog posting. I will rate them with D-STARS.

0 D-Stars = Let's be honest, all Marvel movies deserve 1 D-Star
1 D-Star = One Direction Worthy
2 D-Stars = Like Quick Silver's death, it's not necessary
3 D-Stars = Even match
4 D-Stars = This is Superhero quality
5 D-Stars = Better than any Superhero movie CREATED

Friday, July 10, 2015

The Prince Himself Hercules, Hercules, Herucles


Hercules is the son of Zeus. He is an adventurer who lives in Olympus.

His real name is Harry Cleese and he is very stubborn. When he meets his friends, he doesn't shake their hands, he punches them in the face. When somebody fights him, he thinks his opponent should consider it an honor.

 Some of Harry's powers are super human strength and he is also immortal. Some people call Harry the Prince of Power.

 Harry has a bunch of enemies who include  Aries, Hades and Typhon. His allies are the Defenders, Avengers, Secret Avengers, Hulk and God Squad.

He was in many comics over the years and now he is an instructor at Avengers Academy. I am glad I wrote about him because I didn't know much about him and he was in a lot of books that I read.


Sources:
1. Marvel Encyclopedia Updated and Expanded. ISBN #978-1-4654-1593-6
2.Marvel.com

Monday, July 6, 2015

Deklan Boettcher just found stranded in orlando

I know you all are wondering where I've been. Well, I took a little vakay to Orlando. I went with my mom, sister, and meema. I went swimming, that's it. No, I am joking with you .

I went on the Hogwarts Express from Diagon Alley to Hogsmead. The rides we went on were Minion Mayhem, Sherk 4D, Jurassic Park (Kyra named a raptor) and Seuss Landing. In Minion Mayhem, we got turned into minions when we went into a kart ( holds people we all sat together) and the karts moves around. There is a wait time. The longest time there was 90 mins, but we had EXPRESS PASSES!!!???!!!.I bet you're wondering what they are. They get us to the front of the line faster. Also meema found a boyfriend.


The best part of the trip was Jurassic Park because there was some cool stuff in there. The worst part was the trip wasn't  longer.( there will be snippets of each one of the rides)

Stay tuned for this Friday when I post about Hercules, Hercules, Hercules.